Your boss, Mona Wales, is fed up with your lack of ability to get anything done. Now you’re in her office receiving a scathing review and about to be fired from her company. You beg for another chance.
She decides to strike a deal with you. She pulls out the measuring tape from her desk drawer to see how long your penis is and is shocked and disgusted by what she sees. Is that all you got?
First, she offers severance pay of one month per inch of your dick. It’s an offer that’s just about as useless as what’s between your legs. Mona doubts you’ll be able to push any cum out of that little thing.
If you can blow your load with that teeny, tiny, pathetic excuse for your cock, you’ll get to keep your job.
Simple as that. Are you up for the task?